Pappu: Mom, last night when I opened the toilet door, the light went on itself. Mother: Idiot, you again peed in the refrigerator!
Pappu knocked on the door of Bunty's house. When Bunty's mother answered he asked, "Can Bunty come out to play?" "No," said the mother, "It's too cold". "Well, then, " said Pappu, "Can his football come out to play?"
A teacher sent a note to Pappu's mother: "Sincere and bright boy but spends too much time with girls." Jeeto sent a note back: "Please advise solution, father has same problem!"
Bunty: Why didn't the boy tell his mother that he'd been eating glue? Pappu: Because his lips were sealed.
Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a class on Sun. Everyone must attend it. Pappu: No Sir, I will not be able to attend it. Teacher: Why? Pappu: My mother will not allow me to go so far!
Pappu: Say, mother, how much am I worth? Jeeto: You're worth more than crores to me, dear. But why are you asking? Pappu: Well, then, could you advance me 100 bucks?